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The meaning of MonkeyWriter.com
The word Monkey refers to a mammal of the primate family that has a long tail. Sometimes it is said that a person is being a Monkey, meaning that they are behaving in a careless and playful way, particularly when the observer feels the situation merits a serious attitude. There is a very well-known phrase, having a Monkey on your back, which dates back to the 1700s, when an ancient story of Arabic origin was published in English as The Third and Fourth Voyages of Sinbad the Sailor. The hero of the story is a very strong and capable young sailor, and in one of his adventures, a monkey gets on his back, and he simply cannot get it off. The phrase having a Monkey on your back, implies three things are happening simultaneously: 1) The person has an all-consuming need that is unresolved and commands their attention. 2) The person is not in control of their actions as they relate to their surroundings. 3) It is reasonably not the person’s fault. Over the years, the phrase has been used to capture things like great burdens they encountered, being wildly (and perhaps justifiably) angry, and in modern times it is predominantly associated with having an addiction to drugs.
The second word Writer refers to creating text by envisioning the words required to convey a message and putting them into a document in any format, font, style or language. It could be hand written, meaning free-flowing drawing of the characters, or typed, as in a key actuated to produce the character. We can write by scratching a surface (etching, engraving, carving runes, etc), or by leaving a trail of color on a surface with solids like chalks or graphite, or pigments mixed into pastes, inks, or waxes. In our modern age, most writing is done into computerized text documents (stored as zeros and ones as computer data). An important distinction is that printing a document is not writing it. Writing is the process of creating the document, not the transformation of it.
There is a Monkey metaphor, better known as The Infinite Monkey Theorem, proposed in 1913 by Emile Borel, a French mathematician, which seeks to illustrate what the term infinite means. Basically, the theorem states that random keystrokes (as might be produced by a Monkey on a typewriter), when produced in an infinite amount, will produce the exact characters, spaces, and punctuation marks of the entire collection of Shakespeare’s literary works (in order). It became a viral sensation of its time, and is the reason there are so many common associations of Monkeys on typewriters online, which we have probably all seen at some point. The concept of a Monkey Writer is actually a mainstream idea.
Together in the name MonkeyWriter, the words can make the name have several principal meanings. For instance, it can mean that the site is access to text that is playful, very funny, and perhaps even bashful to other humans, in a way that it should not be taken too seriously. Or MonkeyWriter could mean the site is written by someone who became very familiar with the Monkey on their back, like literary works with insights of a former addict. Or it could mean the site is access to studies into the infinite possibilities in any subject matter. Drawing on the metaphoric parallel to the theorem.
Given the nature of MonkeyWriter.com and lack of availability of domains of this nature with the .com extension, it could be extremely valuable to help the right buyer build their online empire. Particularly because its performance is guaranteed.
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The appeal of MonkeyWriter.com
The name MonkeyWriter as a wordmark, is beautiful and very interesting. Structurally, it has a mostly flat base with the exception of the y at the center making it feel very balanced and stable. The use of M-W, which are mirror-type characters to each other, as the starting letters of each word, which are prominently capitalized, gives the name a playful feel, which is reinforced by the repetition of the vowel e as the second to last letter of each word. Phonetically, the name is also very balanced with each of the two words having two syllables, with the effort on the first one, and is also very playful, with an interesting cadence that stems from the similarities of the words.
The feel of MonkeyWriter is one of education (literature), and natural silliness (monkey). They seem to be diametrically opposed forces that are impossible to coexist, but they are actually not. Intelligent design and valuable achievement (what is promoted through education) is produced by humans, who are silly and humorous creatures. Most scientists probably have several reasons to laugh every day of their life. This aspect of the feel of MonkeyWriter is very similar to the intent behind Infinite Monkey Theorem, and what made it be so viral in the early 20th century. It may seem that it was a long time ago, but people have not changed significantly in our emotional aspect. We still value personal contribution, creativity, knowledge, humor, sincerity, and a new perspective. So the trio of silly, interesting, and enlightened can still be extremely powerful in marketing today.
@MonkeyWriter.com email addresses are also appealing in a very wide range from casual to very formal, while retaining professionalism and great credibility:
The obvious applications of MonkeyWriter are as a blog, news, or entertainment site with funny articles about any subject(s) (the world seen as a funny place to play, and life as not too serious a subject), or a site that offered content for other people to publish (similar to a ghost writer service), which was well written, humorous, and not too serious. MonkeyWriter can also be a great name for a site that provides access to tutoring services, or reading and writing aids, with the implication that the service is easy to use and produces great results. Or a technology that provides research excerpts of relevant information to what is being written into a text editor. In which the name means the service makes it easy to produce a much higher quality of writing. A great aspect of name MonkeyWriter, is that it lends itself extremely well to merchandise sales of printed coffee cups, pens, notepads, and so many other things. Merchandise sales can be very powerful because they provide expanded awareness of a brand, while being a profit center instead of traditional marketing, which is an expense.
All together, MonkeyWriter.com is an extremely professional domain, that is very memorable, upbeat, interesting, and ingenious, and offers instant credibility in light hearted, educated services and technologies.
Other .com domains that have recently sold, substantiate the extraordinary value of MonkeyWriter.com at $5,900. For instance, a domain of the same length like VanInsurance.com sold a little over 2 years ago, for $100,000, eBike.com sold a little over a year ago, for $1,008,900, WorldPlay.com sold 11 months ago, for $100,000, and Fincas.com sold 3 months ago, for $74,250.
Reasonable yearly sales expectations in some applications of MonkeyWriter.com, could be in excess of $10 Million per year, and if the marketing power of the name could increase that, even if it was only 10%, by creating the marketing synergies that could attract the additional potential customers, and assuming a gross margin of 40%, MonkeyWriter.com could be be purchased for $400 Thousand and pay for itself within one year. All other benefits of fun, pride, differentiation, superior brand loyalty, market protection, higher memorability, and cohesiveness, in their aspects that did not directly relate to the growth in sales, would be entirely free.
We know that we could demand a higher price for MonkeyWriter.com and get it, especially considering the preliminary marketing and research that has gone into MonkeyWriter.com, and the fact that it comes bundled with 1 additional domain to help secure your online brand, and marketing appropriate artwork. But our desire is also to help businesses get off the ground with great names that add value to their overall marketing strategy, not merely maximize our potential profit holding the names until we find the buyer whose circumstances would justify the highest price possible. However, it is good to understand that from this perspective, our price of $5,900 is 99% off of the $400 Thousand it could be worth, and an incredible value.
MonkeyWriter.com is available right now with our 100% Performance is Guarantee. If you are decided to build your new empire, and you have done your due diligence, and you know that MonkeyWriter.com is right for you, then do not to hesitate. Waiting means lost profits and opportunities. Start building your online empire today.
Bonuses included with MonkeyWriter.com
In addition to MonkeyWriter.com, you get MonkeyWriter.org at no additional charge.
Domain bundle items:*BUNDLE
- Release of MonkeyWriter.com, and MonkeyWriter.org ownership to buyer.
- Purchase Protection Warranty. If you do not receive the domain, you pay nothing.
- Logo in .eps format (Scalable Vector).
- Website logo icon set in a variety of sizes in .png format.
- Square and horizontal logo images (without slogan) in high resolution with .png format over clear, light, dark, and color backgrounds.
- Business card template image.
- List of the brand colors used in both RGB (digital displays) and CMYK (printing).
There is only one MonkeyWriter.com. If you are interested in having this unique, ingenious, upbeat, interesting, and extremely memorable name to build your online empire, act now and secure it with this great, performance-guaranteed offer, before it is taken by someone else.
The domain Bundle price for MonkeyWriter.com is $5,900, and is payable to EmpireURL via Escrow.com. This is our compensation for releasing the ownership of the domain, and delivering the above mentioned bonuses.
As a rule of thumb, our price is lower than what we feel the monthly marketing budget should be for a venture, so theoretically MonkeyWriter.com will be spending no less than $5,900 every month in its advertising campaigns. With that in mind, over the first 5 years, the price of the name is less than 1.7% of the marketing budget, which is nothing in comparison to the benefits it could bring. The reason our pricing is so far below what we feel is attainable, is because our mission is to help new business ventures succeed in today's challenging market conditions. Discounts will not be considered unless there is a reasonable and fair cause to take the time to consider a discount.
Assessing return on investment is the responsibility of the entrepreneur / investor. If you agree that the return for the price of MonkeyWriter.com will be great, then there is no valid price objection.
Making financial arrangements to cover business expenses and cashflows is another important job of every entrepreneur. If any of our domains is truly unaffordable to any entity, then the chances that entity will be successful using the domain are minimal, simply because the entity lacks the financial resources to be successful. They will not be able to afford employees, essential services, inventories, R&D, startup costs, overhead up to the breakeven point, or any of the myriad of unexpected expenses that are sure to arise in the course of business. There is no valid affordability objection.
There is a phenomenon that challenges data. It is the opposite of Murphy's Law, and could be expressed as "If the business can be successful, it will be." And it relates to the drive of the entrepreneur. It is a severely underrated marketing influence. The passion to bring something new into the world, the strength of courage, facing competition, and uncertainty, while carrying the weight of responsiblity for employees and the effects of the business in the community. It is sheer will power, and it is fueled by belief. if you, as an entrepreneur, feel that MonkeyWriter.com is the right name for your business, and you know it down to the core of your bones, you just know…
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